The plan: 1. Legalize drugs. 2. Legalize gay marriage. 3.Sell drugs, oil, and Koch napkins to gay people. 4. ??? 5. Profit!

As Constant Readers know, I derive far too much amusement from crazy anti-Koch conspiracy theories. I lack much of substance to say refuting the crazier real ones that hasn't been said by others. But here is a brilliant parody of an anti-Koch conspiracy theory.

(No, I didn't write it. Constant Readers will know I'm too much of a Victorian to throw around the f bomb like that. My satirical efforts tend toward the more prim.)