...but somewhere, there should be a guide to CPAC events arranged in order of target I.Q. of attendees.
There should also be a similar guide to D.C. right of center happy hours/social events. It would be funnier if there were one-paragraph descriptions of each event complete with quotes from attendees, explaining why the author came up with the target I.Q. that he or she did.
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