1)Checklist for determining if your husband/boyfriend/whatever is gay. The "late night use of computers" is by far my favorite, although in fairness, I guess everyone I have ever dated was not secretive/in fact completely open about spending way too much time on the Internet late at night. Sharing e-mail and web histories is also particularly nutty. First, there's the sheer volume; second, the stuff that is not particularly good but still slightly embarrassing ("Why are you lurking so often looking at dresses you can't afford?"). Third, for attorneys, there are all manner of privilege/confidentiality issues.
2)Matt Yglesias has another one of welcome to Jesus moments re: occupational licensing.