Should this post be called "Elephants and The Future of the Libertarian Movement?"

Here is a very splendid joke involving elephants:

"A Frenchman, a German, and a Jew were asked to write books about elephants. The German writes a seven-volume treatise, Die Elefanten. The Frenchman writes The Love Life of the Elephant. The Jew writes Many Famous Elephants Were Jewish."

There are also more elephant jokes in the comments.